Hello ! My name is Bastian, and I am a 5 year old handsome Boxer boy (a gent leman never reveals his true age.......that advice isn't just for the ladies, you know). I came to be with the good people of this rescue when I was found wandering the streets of Magnolia. I don't have much memory of my previous life, which is good, because I prefer to focus on my future. I would like you all to know that I am a lover, not a fighter. I love cuddling with humans of all varieties, and I love my fellow canines as well. I love fetching, and I also like that I look fetching while I'm fetching. Get it? Ah, you see, I have a sense of humor as well! I am a Boxer, after all, and we are clowns . In addition to all these things, I know my basic commands, and I love to talk and sing. Yes, sing. And sometimes I even rap. I love the Beastie Boys. Thankfully, I don't have to fight for my right to party, because I'm a Boxer and we party all the time!  Have you ever heard a Boxer sing at a party? I should be next year's Super Bowl Halftime show. Yes, I am THAT good. But I digress......the bottom line here is whether or not this lovely autobiography  convinced you that I am the dog for you. You see, all I really want is a forever home and humans that I can call my own. Is that you?